On the eve of another UK election, we shall ( just for one day) waiver the political posting embargo on Javea Connect but in so doing we stress that this post is purely for amusement, in the hope that it will diffuse a bit of the “Reds v Blues” UK Cup Final nerves!!
Here are a few tweets and quotes and a couple of photos that we hope will start a nail-biting 24 hours lead up to David Dimbleby’s busiest day ( Does he still do it?!) with a smile!
1) Breaking news: exit polling shows that ten out of ten dogs I saw at my voting location this morning are good boys
2) OK time to read up on these candidates.
3) Next election, we should all agree to vote for whoever runs the fewest TV ads.
Candidates will race to zero.
Boom. World peace.
4) Left the polls this morning & told my cats that I voted for a woman! They pretended not to care, but I could tell they were secretly elated.
5) Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realise that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
6) The UK used to be a really stable monarchy, but they got a taste for democracy with X-Factor and everything just went to hell
7) Has anybody checked if David Dimbleby is actually free on the 8th June?
8) General Election 2017 drinking game rules:
1. Start now
2. Don’t stop.
9) “General Election? I don’t know a lot about him, but I’ve always worn a help for heroes wristband, and I fully back our troops.”
Loved that last one!
