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How to make it through to Saturday!

by Loraine Gostling

Whether you’ve bravely hauled yourself to work or are still hiding huddled under the covers, we thought we’d help calm your nerves and offer you a few tips on how to make it to Saturday…

 Get out of bed on the right side (that is, not the left side). This side is guaranteed to make your day luckier according to some superstitions.

 Wear red underpants! Apparently this colour will bring you more luck than other colours!

 If you come upon a ladder, it’s probably best not to walk under it. (Let’s not push the luck-giving capabilities of your red underpants.)

 It’s not a great day for exploring woods, caves, or cemeteries. We know the sudden urge to go wandering can be strong, but try to resist for a day, okay?

 Drop the mop! Friday the 13th is a great excuse to not clean because apparently handling a broom is unlucky on this day. So is changing the sheets, flipping the mattress, or doing the laundry. (Yay! You don’t need to tell us twice!)

 Do not start a new job or business today, as it will be followed by some disaster.

 If you MUST stop for fuel in a creepy station full of creepy people, just turn around and go home–your trip is over.

 Take plenty of salt wherever you may go. Throw it over your left shoulder (to blind the devil but try to resist it whilst queuing in Mercadona). This is just an addition insurance policy.

 Black cat? Give it a pat! In some cultures, black cats are actually bringers of good luck and one crossing your path is a good omen. So, don’t be afraid to cuddle Jinxy today.

 Try to focus on good thoughts.. Research has apparently shown that people who believe in bad luck tend to bring it on! (we’re still not cleaning, though. Or changing out of our red underpants.)

 No rabbit’s foot? Grab an acorn! In Norse folklore, both the acorn and its bearer, the oak tree, bring good fortune. No harm in keeping one in your pocket all day – an acorn that is – not an oak tree!!

Have a good day folks!

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